当代的中式英语多用于中国人之间调侃之用，或和懂中文的外国人开玩笑时候使用。另外，还有一个有趣的现象，绝大数中式英语的原文都是汉语中的俚语或口头语，很难用英语三言两语解释的清楚。
Make people in thick road 做人要厚道
Open the door see mountain 开门见山
five flowers eight doors 五花八门
people mountain people sea 人山人海
You go see see 你去看看.
Moon under old man 月下老人
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
you find Wang Small Two have what thing ?
你找王小二有什么事？
we two who and who a
咱俩谁跟谁阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
brothers ！ together up ！
兄弟们，一起上！
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
Good good study, day day up
好好学习，天天向上（最经典，最流行）
Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
诸位 有事起奏，无事退朝
If you still no three no four, I will give you some color to see see。
如果你再不三不四，我会给你点颜色看看
Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too(two)!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for(four)?
小明：I am sorry five!